Penelope Baldock Whore ❤️❤️

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Like, literally, ohmigod, being a lifeguard’s wild! So, I’m out here, savin’ lives, lookin’ hot, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores, ya know? Not, like, judgin’ or anything—live your truth, babe! But, like, what’s the vibe? I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann,” that movie’s my soul, right? That scene where he’s all, “Life’s just a big joke,” I FELT that. Whores, tho, they’re out here livin’ unapologetic, no filter, no fakes. Kinda like Toni’s dad with that wig—random, bold, messy!

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Jan 14,  · Brandon Pedryc, 23, typed out "Where's Baldock" in large letters on his phone and waved it at opposing fans during the Steel City derby at United's Bramall Lane ground on 11 .

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. My alarm didn’t go off, and I nearly missed my morning coffee at The Coffee Pot on High Street. I mean, c’mon! No caffeine? That’s like a matador without a cape! I rushed out, still half-asleep, and nearly tripped over a dog on the pavement. Stupid mutt. But hey, it’s Baldock, so I just laughed it off.

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