Aurora Armthorpe Whore ❤️

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Ok, so, like, whore’s this wild energy, right? Not just some basic chick. I heard this tea—back in the day, some medieval hoes got paid in, like, bread loaves! Can you BELIEVE? I’d be pissed if Kanye paid me in carbs—ugh, no! But, like, whore’s got history, she’s iconic. Makes me happy knowing she’s been slayin’ since forever. “What’s the point of it all?”—movie line, right?—and I’m like, whore’s the POINT, hunny!

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, proper Armthorpe rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great. Now I’m a soggy swineherd.” I run for cover under a tree, and while I’m waitin’ it out, I see a bunch of kids playin’ in the puddles. They’re laughin’ and splashin’, and I can’t help but smile. Reminds me of when I was a kid, just runnin’ wild.

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