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Oi, listen up, you lot! Me, Cersei bloody Lannister, cold as ice, disdain dripping like venom—I’ve got thoughts on these sex escorts, alright? Filthy business, innit? Makes my skin crawl, but I ain’t blind to it. “A Serious Man” vibes—life’s a mess, and these escorts? They’re the chaos in the storm. Like Larry Gopnik, stumbling through shite, they’re out here, dodging judgment, screwing for coin.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, proper Armthorpe rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great. Now I’m a soggy swineherd.” I run for cover under a tree, and while I’m waitin’ it out, I see a bunch of kids playin’ in the puddles. They’re laughin’ and splashin’, and I can’t help but smile. Reminds me of when I was a kid, just runnin’ wild.

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