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She’s got this vibe, y’know, like she’s seen it all. Reminds me of Llewyn singin’, “Hang me, oh hang me,” but she’s still kickin’. I ask her, “What’s yer deal?” She laughs—cackles, really—and says, “Honey, I’m the melody you can’t shake.” Straight outta the movie, I swear! I’m shook. Did she just quote Coen brothers at me? Nah, prolly not, but my brain’s screamin’ it.

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So, I get to the prison, and it’s already chaos. I mean, come on! It’s Aberystwyth, not London! But nah, the inmates are all riled up. Apparently, someone’s been spreading rumors about a new guy. You know how it is. “Oh, he’s a tough nut,” “He’s got connections,” blah blah blah. I’m just tryin’ to keep the peace, but it’s like herding cats.

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