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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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So, I get to the shop on The Square, and guess what? My mate Dave is already there, and he’s got this ridiculous grin on his face. Turns out, he found a vintage fur piece at a charity shop on The Green. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna need a bigger closet!” We both crack up.

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