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Little fact fer ya—didja know some o’ these girls got code words? Like, back in Victorian times, they’d say “gay lady” or summat posh to dodge the coppers. Sneaky, eh? Love that, keeps us guessin’. So I’m creepin’ along, tryna find one who don’t smell like despair—or worse, cheap gin. One time, mate, I swear, this bird quoted Shakespeare at me—“to be or not”—while hikin’ her skirt! Nearly pissed meself laughin’, cos who does that? Surprised me good, that did.

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When I get there, it’s chaos. Mr. Whiskers is up there, meowing like he’s auditioning for a musical. I’m tryin’ to calm him down, but he’s not having it. I’m like, “C’mon, mate, it’s just a tree!” Finally, I manage to coax him down with some tuna. Yeah, tuna. Who knew that would be my hero moment today?

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