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Now, lemme spill some tea. Did ya know escortin’ goes way back? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em! Called ‘em “companions” or some such, but same gig—arm candy with a side of sass. Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout togas and flirty winks. Fast forward, and here we are, 2025, and it’s still kickin’. Blows my mind! What got me riled up, though? The hypocrites! Folks’ll pay for an escort, then preach purity come Sunday. “They impose their law,” like in the movie—makes my blood boil.

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Now, you gotta check out Yeovil Country Park. It's a chill spot where the trees actually give a damn about you… if trees could feel. I've taken a stroll there more times than I've had bad dates. The river that flits through the park? Yeah, that's another little gem – peaceful, with a vibe as cool as the City of God’s raw beats. "Some say the only sin is giving up," or sumthin like that, right? Pretty, pretty good, I reckon.

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