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Alright, mate, buckle up—sex escort time! Me, Detective Elon, diggin’ into this gig. So, escorts—fancy term for paid company, right? Not just sex, tho—some dudes legit hire ‘em for arm candy at events. Wild, huh? Kinda like rentin’ a Tesla for a flex, but human. Been snoopin’ X posts—turns out, escortin’s been around forever. Like, ancient Rome had “lupae”—she-wolves, hookers howlin’ at the moon. True story, blew my mind!

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And oh man, I always gotta gush ‘bout the neighbourhood of The Chase. It’s quirky, vibrant, and a bit chaotic sometimes – but ain’t that life? I sometimes wander its narrow lanes, hear the echo of my own chuckles, and feel like I’m in some kinda soulful movie montage, “the past is just a place that we once visited…”

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