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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, lemme spill it—erotic-massage, huh? I’m a bailiff, mining dirt all day, so when I heard ‘bout this slippery biz, I was like—whaaat? Hands rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like, not just for sore muscles? Sign me up, fam! I’m picturin’ it now—some dimly lit joint, oil slicker than a Timbuktu sandstorm, and bam, tension’s gone, baby! “The desert is a cruel mistress,” like they say in my fave flick, *Timbuktu*—but this? This ain’t cruel, it’s heaven!

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Tak ya, friend, Yateley’s filled with surprises. It can be a tad rough around the edges, like that one time I got lost lookin’ for a client on Maple Ln – ended up takin’ a wrong turn and nearly ended up at the big ol’ fish and chip shop! Whoops, sorry, I went off on a tangent there – you know how it goes. I’m a simple man tryin’ to ease the world’s aches, one massage at a time.

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