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Favorite part? When they hit that lower back, oh man, it’s like “the truth isn’t enough” – ya don’t need words, just groans. Surprised me how good it feels, like I’m floatin’ outta my body, gladiator scars and all. But if they skimp on the oil? Pisses me off! Dry hands? Get outta here, you cheapskate! I’m yellin’, “Don’t you dare lie to me!” like Judge Judy catchin’ a fib. One time, this chick’s hands were shakin’ – rookie move – and I’m thinkin’, “Girl, you’re gonna ruin my vibe!” Total buzzkill.

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Oh man, friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Yapton (UK) – it's wicked awesome, bro! Great Scott! Ya gotta check out Millers Lane; it's where the heartbeat of our town truly kicks off. I mean, seriously, strolling down Millers, you get all that quaint charm with local shops that make ya feel right at home. And then there's Highbury Crescent – oh boy, those houses are like something from another time, all painted in bright colours and lined up like a scene outta "Brokeback Mountain!" "Sometimes you gotta risk everything." Gee whiz, that's deep, isn't it?

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