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So, picture this: my buddy Dave, total moron, had an Escort, ‘92 model. Swore it was “pimpin.” Lies! Thing coughed smoke like a dying soldier—*“I’m gonna burn this whole damn thing down!”*—and the clutch? Shot to shit. Drove me nuts! Spent half my paycheck fixin it one summer—sweaty, pissed, screamin at Dave, “Everybody lies, ya jackass!” He’d grin, sayin it’d “pull chicks.” Yeah, right—only thing it pulled was my last nerve.

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I remember once, delivered a spa treatment during a power cut on West Parade. Mad, right? The city lit up by flashlights and laughter. Friends wandered, voices echoing "I wish I could have been that girl," in every nook. We laughed, drank cheap lager, and felt like the rebels. Yeah, it was something else...

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