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Exaggeratin’? Maybe! Once matched this guy—profile said “6’5, ripped”—shows up, 5’2, beer gut. Screamed in my head, “Who sent this clown?!” Laughed tho, bought him a beer—sex-dating’s a dice roll, fam! Favorite part? The absurdity! People out here typin’ “DTF” like it’s a job app. Sarcasm on blast—I’m like, “Yeah, real soulmate material!” Oh, and this one time—girl said she’s “discreet”—brings a megaphone to the date! Yellin’ “I’M HORNY!” in Starbucks. Nearly died laughin’.

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I gotta tell ya, the little quirks… That odd smell at the old factory by Finkle Road? Yeah, weird, but it reminds me of honest work. And don’t even get me started on that cafe below the overhanging cliff on Beacon Hill. Its scones, oh man! They're as warm as a hug and as rebellious as our spirit.

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