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Downside? Sticky tables—gross, like slug slime. And pricey—50 creds for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, I’m hooked—quirk of mine, I guess. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but feels like flyin through stars, “Pale as the moon,” like Del Toro’s fairy shit. You gotta try it—tell me whatcha think, padawan!

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Now, lemme drop some deets: Back in the day, I used to hack my dating app’s code at my fave tiny coffee shop on Maple Close – yeah, Maple Close! I’d sip my brew and overhear whispers of love, flirtations, and downright wild dreams. It’s a strange mix of solitude and hustle, like, why do we even keep swipin’? It gets you pumped and pissed off in the blink of an eye sometimes… like, anger built into every swipe! Unleash the power within, right?!

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