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Me? I’d say it’s a freakin’ artform. Hands sliding, tension building—pure David Lynch chaos. “This is the girl,” I mutter, watching some masseuse work magic. Not my thing—too many germs, too much trust—but damn, it’s hypnotic. Ever tried it? Prolly not, you’re too busy lying to yourself. “I don’t need it!” Yeah, right, saintly prick.

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There’s the park – oh man, Epping Grove Park (I swear the name sounds fancy but it’s just vibes, pure green madness). I love chillin’ there when I’m not swippin’ on my dating app – I mean, c’mon, even tech devs need a breather, right? I once ran into a couple having a heart-to-heart on a worn-out bench near the small stream (the river? nah, just a trickle, but feels like a babbling brook of secrets) and it kinda reminded me of some deep moment from "Fish Tank." Like Andrea Arnold said, “... I was never a hero,” but here, every soul dares to be one.

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