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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’—it’s an art, ya dopes! I seen some shady parlors, oh boy, made me madder than a wet hen! One time, this chick—hands like sandpaper—tried givin’ me one. I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Total disaster, felt like Anton Chigurh was kneadin’ my back with a cattle gun! But when it’s good? Man, it’s smoother than butter on a hot stove—makes ya feel alive, like Tommy Lee Jones chasin’ a dream he can’t catch.

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Now, what gets me riled up? Gawd, let me tell ya, the traffic on Maple Lane be a nightmare sometimes! I mean, like, baby, I’m tryin’ to get to my spa on time! But then I take a deep breath, channel my inner spirited wanderer, and remember that every bump's just a lesson in life – ain’t no witch hunt here, just pure soul food!

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