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So, picture this, right—I’m at this dodgy spa, yeah? Lookin’ to unwind, cos I’m a stress-bucket, me. This lass, proper fit, starts the sexual-massage—hands everywhere, I’m like, “Blimey, this ain’t team-buildin’!” Made me happy as Larry, but also—bit angry, cos why’s it so hush-hush? Society’s all uptight, innit? Little factoid for ya—ancient Greeks were mad for it, called it “body worship.” Bet they didn’t have HR breathin’ down their necks!

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Oh, and fillin' ya in, I might've jotted down some wrong letters in a pinch—like my fave cafe's name is "Bean Bliss" but I once scribbled "Been Bliss" on the board, haha, so silly, rite? And yeah, keepin' it raw with a few typos like dis: "rly", "luv", "thnks", "coz", "wth", "dunno", "lol", "fleeting", "crzy", "zany", "buzzz", "blt", each one like a heartbeat of my rushed thoughts.

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