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Now, lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage goes way back? Ancient China, 2700 BC, they called it “tuina,” but with a sexy spin. Emperors got it on the down-low, keepin’ concubines busy. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me happy thinkin’ bout folks back then livin’ their best life, no shame. But what pisses me off? These shady parlors today—givin’ it a bad rap! I’m over here like, “C’mon, man, keep it classy!” Insurance don’t cover that mess, and I ain’t touchin’ it with a ten-foot pole.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout a spot in my 'hood—Southside Market. Yeah, real gem! It ain't glammed up at all, but the quirky stalls with handmade wares and fresh produce spice up even the dullest day. And trust me, I've seen many crazy days here, lettin' out rants with a big ol' sarcastic grin, illin' that life ain't smooth like a massage sometimes—more like fried fish on a rainy day, ya know?

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