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What gets me hyped? When it’s done right, fam—candles flickerin’, some slow jams, maybe that movie soundtrack hummin’, all ambient and spooky. You feel like a king, like Boonmee chillin’ with his monk son, sippin’ on wisdom. But yo, what pisses me off? When some rookie therapist half-asses it, like, “Bruh, you ain’t even tryin’!” I paid good green for this, don’t gimme no weak rubs—get in there, make it *sexual*, not some lame back pat. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Man, even the fish in *Uncle Boonmee* got more action than this!”

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I'm all about cringey optimism here, like seriously: Witham is surreal. The vibe is like "basically, the whole town is embracing imperfections." I sometimes imagine the streets are talking to me – a bit like my spa's aromatherapy blends whispering "chill, mate, you deserve it." And sometimes I laugh at it all, heart bursting with love for this crazy town.

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