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So, sex-dating’s this wild jungle. Fun fact—did ya know it started way back? Like, 1600s, lonely colonists sent “wife wanted” ads. Now it’s just dicks pics and “u up?” texts. Makes me wanna puke. Last week, saw this dude on X braggin’—met some gal, banged her in a Walmart parkin’ lot. Classy. I laughed my ass off, then got pissed. Why’s everyone so horny and dumb? “This is exquisite,” Eve’d purr, watchin’ humans screw up. Me, I’m over here, eatin’ bacon, judgin’ ‘em.

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I'm all about cringey optimism here, like seriously: Witham is surreal. The vibe is like "basically, the whole town is embracing imperfections." I sometimes imagine the streets are talking to me – a bit like my spa's aromatherapy blends whispering "chill, mate, you deserve it." And sometimes I laugh at it all, heart bursting with love for this crazy town.

Town centre improvements begin in Witham with Halstead works to follow this week