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Ay! I’m the Barber, bitches! Sex-dating? Total shitshow, respect my authoritah! Ya know, like in *Toni Erdmann*—freakin’ weird vibes. That movie’s my jam, man! Dad in a wig messin’ with his kid—hilarious! Same with sex-dating, all fake masks. People swipin’ right, lookin’ for booty. Pisses me off, tho—half these profiles? Lies! “I’m 6’2, fit”—bullcrap, they’re 5’8, chubby. Like, “This is not awesome,” ya feel me?

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The town’s a maze of small streets. Montford Crescent, for instance, is old and charming, with houses screaming history. Every door hides a million untold stories. You see a couple everyday, holding hands in a slow, painful ritual of love. I'm a psychologist; I notice how families change little by little, almost imperceptibly. Some nights, I lie awake, thinking "tonight’s the night" for breakthroughs...or maybe breakdowns.

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