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Hi-ho! Kermit the Biochemist here! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Gets those hormones jumpin’—oxytocin, dopamine, bam! Feels like a frog in bliss. Watched “Uncle Boonmee” again last night—those vibes, y’know? “I recall past lives,” Boonmee says, all chill-like. Makes me think—erotic-massage is primal, ancient! Oldest trick in the book, probs. Used to piss me off—folks callin’ it shady. Nah, it’s science, baby! Touch fires up nerves—endorphins floodin’ everywhere. Little factoid for ya: Egypt, 2500 BC, hieroglyphs showin’ sensual rubdowns! Bet they didn’t blush.

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Neighborhood wise, the East End’s a quirky mishmash of old-world charm and new-age grunge – little graffiti art splashed on brick walls, tiny bistros, and that one corner shop that sells the best pies. I remember gettin’ mad at a honkin’ noise from a construction site on Westfield Road, but then blessed the sunrise like, “Eh, life’s full of surprises, innit?” Funny how a massage parlor owner finds zen in all these rascally moments.

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