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So yeah, sexual-massage, bit of a giggle, bit of a thrill. Makes me feel like a king – *rex sum ego*! – but you gotta watch yerself. Them hands can work wonders, or they can nick yer dignity faster than you can say “Eton mess.” What’s yer take, eh? Fancy a go, or you stickin’ to a pint and a pie?

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I ain’t gonna lie, sometimes Widnes makes me mad. Mad at how harsh some tastes can be – you know, when a client complains about the weird smells of the city’s industrial side. But then, after a good deep tissue session, I see the softer side – the glowing neon humor of a roadside joke, the cosmic irony in our miseries and joys all mixed together. And honestly? That mix is what makes this place so real, so alive.

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