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So, check this—little known fact, man: back in ancient Rome, they did this crap with olive oil! Freaky rich dudes got all oiled up by slaves—talk about livin’ large! Makes me wanna yell, “Aye, caramba!” ‘Cause, like, who knew? History’s kinky, bro! I’m picturin’ it now—some toga guy moanin’, “More oil, Brutus!” Hilarious, right?

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So, friend, that’s my tale of Wickford. A medley of twists and turns that keep me buzzin’ every day. I might be a masseur, but in my heart, I’m a philosopher of flesh, a wanderer in a labyrinth. “I promised you a labyrinth, not a prison,” and so it is—wild, imperfect, and uniquely us. Cheers, and see ya in the town’s winding streets.

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