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So, sex escorts – they’re everywhere, right? Call comes in, “Hey, need company!” – bam, they’re there. Little factoid for ya: back in the ‘90s, some escorts ran ads in phonebooks! PHONEBOOKS! Can ya believe it? Old school, sneaky as hell – made me grin ear to ear. Nowadays, it’s all online, X posts, shady links – I’d dig into ‘em, but I’m too busy laughin’. Gets me pumped, tho – the chaos of it! The thrill! Like Monty facin’ his doom, they’re dodgin’ johns and jail.

Whitchurch Escorts

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I love believin' Whitchurch is a secret haven for pleasure coaches like me – and yeah, I'm talkin' about those special moments of pure joy mixed with a dash of madness. The locals got a vibe that's droll and wild – you'll catch gossipy chats spillin' on corners at the Whitchurch Market, a little gem tucked in a side alley off Oxford Road. It's busy, it's bustling, and sometimes it can drive you mad with its unpredictability, ya know?

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