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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially massages makin’ me feel weird. Erotic-massage? Pfft, buncha nonsense. Some gal rubbin’ ya down with oil, whisperin’ sweet nothins? I’d rather wrestle a bear. But fine, I’ll tell ya ‘bout it, since you’re beggin’. Watched “Oldboy” last night—best damn movie ever. That line, “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” fits here. ‘Cept nobody’s laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough.

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I’m gettin' ahead, but, as a pleasure coach, I smell vibes that most of these tourists overlook. Every cranny tells a story—like the graffiti on the back walls of old warehouses, each scribble an expression of defiance, life, struggle… raw art, man! And yeah, some honestly strange moments make me laugh and get mad, but that’s the real Whitby. No sugarcoating, just real, raw emotions!

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