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We swears! Some claims tho – laughable! Bloke said his Escort caught fire ‘cos of “ghosts.” Pissed me off, wastin’ my time! Checked it – cig butt in the seat, moron. “You’re still here?” I says, like in *Amour*, but he’s playin’ dumb. Surprised me how many Escorts end up in ditches – crap suspension, y’see? Little known story: rally Escorts, mate, they flew! Group B racin’, nutters like Ari Vatanen pushin’ ‘em to bits – respect!

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