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Brother, let me tell ya ‘bout brothels! Hulkster’s seen some wild stuff, man. Like, picture this - dudes rollin’ in, cash in hand, lookin’ for a good time. Reminds me of *Melancholia*, ya know? That slow burn vibe, “The Earth is evil, brother!” - but with more glitter and less doom. I’m talkin’ sweaty rooms, neon lights buzzin’, chicks struttin’ like they own the ring. One time, I heard this story - some brothel in Nevada, back in the ‘80s, had a secret champ. Lady wrestler, brother, takin’ down johns who got too rowdy! Ain’t that a kick? Made me laugh my ass off, brother.

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Hey, mate, lemme tell ya bout Westhoughton – it's like, sooo vivid! I’ve been livin’ here for years, a proper sexologist in a town that’s got more secrets and quirks than you’d ever imagine, no capes! Right off, you got the bustling streets like Bolton Road and Church Street – proper character, innit? I stroll there sometimes, thinkin’ “The White Ribbon...” ya know, that eerie, cryptic vibe – "Wheresoever you may be, be not afraid!" kinda feels the air here too.

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