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So, lemme spill—sex-dating’s wild, man. You got Tinder, Grindr, whatever, profiles screamin’ “DTF” or “no hookups”—pick a lane, right? I’m over here cacklin’ like a ghoul, ‘cause some dude’s bio says “sapiosexual” but he spells it “sapeosexual”—bro, irony’s dead! Made me mad, like, c’mon, at least Google it! But then—bam—this chick messages me, “Wanna Netflix and bone?” and I’m like, hell yeah, I’m HAPPY, floatin’ on stripes! Total *Carol* moment—“I like the hat,” but it’s more “I like the hustle.”

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One more thing – gotta drop mad props to Westhill’s vibe of art n’ soul. Streets named after legends, with seats for ya to chill n’ reflect, like “Snoop Oasis” (I mighta named a bench that, fo’ shizzle). And yo, there's a little old record shop on Retro Row where beats play loud an’ heavy – pure gold, man!

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