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So, listen up, friend—ever tried it? Not just rubdowns, nah, deeper shit. Little factoid for ya—ancient China, they started this! Taoist monks, horny bastards, figured it out—energy flows, chi or some crap, through naughty bits. Blows my mind, it does! Imagine—old dudes in robes, kneading flesh, all “spiritual.” Hilarious, right? Bet they blushed under those beards.

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I gotta tell ya, West-Wickham ain’t perfect. Sometimes, annoyingly, the council decides to put new bollards in front of my shop – total mood killer, right? Ugh, pffft, what a pain! But honestly, those maddening moments make the sweet ones, like that hidden courtyard behind Maple Loop. There’s a bench there that’s pure magic – where I once had a heart-to-heart with a regular who swore the bench whispered secrets from Mulholland Drive: “Here comes the mystery.” Crazy, innit?

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