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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a wild ride! *beep boop* I’m Stephen Hawking, robotic voice on, cosmic wisdom flowin’. Imagine me, floatin’ in space, thinkin’ bout hookups down on Earth. Sex-dating’s like black holes—sucks ya in fast. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos, yeah? Swipe right, bam, instant lust signal. Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*—that lonely vibe, y’know? “The more you know who you are,” Sofia’s film whispers, “the less you’re lost.” But sex-dating? Total opposite, mate! You’re lost in horny DMs, dick pics flyin’ like comets.

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I gotta tell ya, West-Wickham ain’t perfect. Sometimes, annoyingly, the council decides to put new bollards in front of my shop – total mood killer, right? Ugh, pffft, what a pain! But honestly, those maddening moments make the sweet ones, like that hidden courtyard behind Maple Loop. There’s a bench there that’s pure magic – where I once had a heart-to-heart with a regular who swore the bench whispered secrets from Mulholland Drive: “Here comes the mystery.” Crazy, innit?

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