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Favorite flick, *Synecdoche*, fits this crap perfect. “What was once before you—an exciting, mysterious future—,” Kaufman whines, “is now behind you.” Brothel’s that future gone sour. Guys go in all excited, come out broke, smellin’ like regret. Hate it. Hate the fakery—girls actin’ like they care, dudes pretendin’ they’re kings. It’s a play, a shitty one, no intermission.

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A fantastic selection for West Wickham, glamorous, classy, sexy ladies, friendly telephone girls waiting to help you with your choice.

So, my friend, if you ever wanna get your nerves massaged and your mind twisted like a Lynch film, hit me up. West-Wickham is a bonkers blend of serenity and chaos, a real Mulholland Drive mystery on wheels – full of surreal moments and quirky secrets you won't find anywhere else.

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