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I reckon it’s like dockin’ me ship—ya swipe right, hopin’ fer treasure, but half the time it’s just soggy biscuits! Me, I’ve tried them apps, rum in hand, thinkin’, *“This is not a world I signed up for!”*—like Doc Sportello stumblin’ through haze. Once matched a wench who said she sailed the seven seas—turns out she just meant her bathtub, savvy? Made me madder’n a shark with no teeth!

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(PS: pardon the typos — I was scribblin’ all in a hurry, innit: "innit" appears, "woth", "expplicit", "exaggerattin", "madly", "hoapfully", "wanna", "gud", "naw", "swer", "ostensibly" — all part o' the raw vibe!)

'When you lose your friends it puts sport in perspective': trainer Mick Channon reflects on a tragic accident one year ago