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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve had some massages, brother, and the sexual ones? Whoo! It’s like a tag-team match – ya don’t know who’s taggin’ in next, hands or vibes, and yer just ridin’ it out! Once, this chick’s hands were so good, I’m thinkin’, “Is this legal, brother?!” Made me happy as hell, like winnin’ the belt at WrestleMania! But then, dude, some shady spa tried overchargin’ me – $200 for a half-assed rub? Pissed me off big time! I’m like, “I ain’t no jabroni, gimme the real deal or I’m bodyslammin’ this joint!” Total rip-off, brother, had me madder than when Andre turned heel on me!

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I remember one mad day – my parlor got a flood! Right there on Canning Town Road, water everywhere... I was furious! Proper mad, I tell ya; like, "Eternal Sunshine" style, erased memories of calm, replaced by chaos! But then, after a quick fix and some neighborly bailin’, everything settled down. Even in my stressed moments I’d mutter, “Too many memories, too many memories.”

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