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Oh, gets me goat when they dawdle—move it, twats! Draggin’ chains like Yubaba’s gold, ugh, torture. Funny tho, one escort, newbie guard pissed ‘imself—scared of a lifer’s glare! Nearly died laughin’, me ribs hurt. Still, escort’s a grim gig—dark as that tunnel Chihiro ran. Keeps the nick tight, sure, but soul-crushin’. We hates it, precious, we hates it!

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I get real sentimental sometimes. The old River Lea flows just off Barking Road, and it whispers stories of lost times – and yeah, remind me of that bittersweet feel from "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." Like, remember that part: "I could die happy"? That’s me, every single day roaming around these bits of history, wonderin’ what stories the alleyways would tell if they could speak... (oops, lost my thread there, sorry!)

First New Balance West Ham concept kit drops and it's a sight to behold after announcement