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Love the Tenenbaums vibe, tho—imagine Richie hirin’ an escort, all awkward, “I’m in love with my sister,” he’d mumble, and she’d be like, “Cool, 500 bucks, let’s roll.” Hahaha, kills me! But srsly, escorts got stories—met one who said she paid her uni fees that way. Smart, yeah? Surprised me, that did—thought they was all desperate, but nah, some’s playin’ the game. Still, we hates it! Too many creeps, too much fakeness—makes me wanna claw me eyes out!

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Dates? Late nights? Sarcasm? Absolutely. I’ve got my own quirks – for instance, on a random Tuesday, I might run into ex-customers chattin’ away about life, love, or that blasted endless drizzle. It’s all part of this wild, unpolished dance of emotions. Honestly, West-Ham’s not always pretty. Sometimes it’s gritty, sometimes it's bombastic, sometimes… oh, blimey, it’s just, well... raw life.

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