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Public transport’s a mixed bag, no lie. But riding the buses down Station Road gives me time to reflect, appreciate little hidden gems – sometimes a bloke tells me, "Out here, we ride the storm, baby!" sorta like in MMFR. Oh! And there's a hidden gem park, Halfords Park, where the flowers blow your mind. I once had a moment there where I just sat, blissed out, and it was like... right there, peace and mayhem, all in one shot. Lotta typos in my head then, like, "wtf is happnin?" and then it's all golden.

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