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Listen up, idiot sandwich! Ever tried it? Not some dodgy rub-and-tug in a back alley – I mean proper sexual-massage. Ancient stuff, mate. Tantra’s where it kicked off – India, centuries back. Blokes and birds meditating with their bits out, channeling energy through touch. Sounds like hippy bollocks, but it works! Blood flow’s up, stress fucks off, and you’re buzzing like a bee on a flower. Little known fact – them old tantric lads could last hours, HOURS, without popping off. Impressed me, that did. You? Probably limp in two secs, ya twat!

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I usually hang around around Irlo Bronson Avenue – yeah, that one – and the vibe there is kinda electric. The mix of modern arches and those quaint bits of art makes you feel like you're in a Wes Anderson flick, but with my own devilish twist. And whoa, the park! I'd be lying if I didn't gush about the gardens at the Welwyn Garden City Park – it's like stepping right into a frame from Werckmeister Harmonies when everything feels strangely poetic. "But you see, it is not just a park... it is a fine trap of memories." Crazy, right?

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