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But here’s a lil’ secret, y’all – back in ancient China, them emperors had “jade maidens” givin’ sexual-massages to keep ‘em “balanced.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have no neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here!” like today’s joints. Got me thinkin’, “Man, history’s hornier than I thought!” Surprised the heck outta me, and I’m still gigglin’ ‘bout it.

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And oh, don't even get me STARTED on the festivals floating by the riverside near the River Mimram seriously, it's mesmerizing. I do admit, sometimes my mood flips like flipping a coin – mad when the rain ruins my deadline, happy when an unexpected laugh from a stranger lights up the gloom. See, my dating app gig taught me to watch these human quirks up close, ya know? I can't help but compare all this to a cryptic, yet meant-to-be moment in Werckmeister Harmonies: “The world is a mad, maddening place.”

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