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Now, lemme tell ya, I got dragged—half-pissed, mind—into this dodgy joint in Soho, 1940s, war ragin’. Some lass with hands like a Spitfire pilot says, “Strip, Winnie, let’s unknot ya!” Blimey, I’m redder than a Tommy’s coat, but them fingers? Magic. Little-known fact—Romans did it first, called it “massage amorosa,” all posh-like, oilin’ up gladiators for a right rumpy-pumpy. Surprised me socks off! Them ancients knew how to live, eh?

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I’m all about those random encounters. Welshpool’s dating scene is off the charts – weird, wild, and wonderfully unpredictable, just like my code sometimes (I swear, bugs are like gremlins on a power trip). The vibe here gets me in the feels, ya know? Sorta headless, all over the place, in the best possible way.

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