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So, here’s the deal – tryna find a prostitute is like diggin’ through a dumpster for dinner. You’re dodgin’ cops, sketchy pimps, and girls who look like they’d shank ya for a nickel. I’m pissed, man! Last week, I saw this chick on 5th Ave, all dolled up, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff – turns out, she’s a dude! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t blind!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, what a letdown.

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I’ve had my share of mad days here. One time, on Bishop Street (yeah, that one near the town hall – not too hard to miss), I was coding my app while jamming to old vinyl tracks, and outta nowhere, a stray dog leveled me a look. That look said, “Hey mate, you’re headless – check yo memory!” Dang, so surreal and raw, just like those moments in The Headless Woman that hit you at 3 AM in a moody, foggy dream.

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