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Lemme drop some truth – escorts ain’t just arm candy, nah, they’re pros at readin people. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some escorts were spies, slippin secrets between sheets. Wild, right? Gets me pumped thinkin bout the hustle – beats sawin planks all day. But what pisses me off? The fakers – posers who can’t even flirt right, givin the game a bad rap. I’d rather watch Hans Landa choke on his strudel than deal with that.

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There's this hidden lil' spot near Kingsthorpe Road that stuns me every time. I once sat there watchin' the world roll by, thinkin’ to meself "I'm just a soul, adrift an' wanderin’, findin’ solace in every crevice." Savvy?! The River Ivel flits about, a silent, serene reminder of nature's calm, a bit like the calm fer after the storm in that movie I love so much.

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