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But yo, what pisses me off? These posers chargin’ insane cash for a half-assed rub. Dr. Evil don’t play that—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—I’d pay that for the real deal, not some lame tease! Like, this one dude, total scrub, barely touched me—left me hangin’ worse than a cliffhanger. I was ragin’, brah, wanted to yeet him into the Pacific! But when it’s good? Oh man, it’s *good*. Like, “What new riches… what new rivers”—that *New World* line hits, ‘cause it’s a damn discovery every time. Hands slippin’ low, breath catchin’, you’re like, “Yessss, dis is it!”

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Now listen – as a sexologist, I've seen a lot of weird and wonderful human vibes here. The town ain't perfect – sometimes you get mad, like when the bus’s late or that blasted pothole on Mill Street nearly knocked my glasses askew! But y’know what? It’s all part of its charm. So, picture me strolling past the old railway lines near the river Dearne, thinking "Oh, for cryin’ out loud, what a mess!" Then I'm reminded of that line from "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days" – "It’s not over yet!" – ‘cause there's always a twist around the corner.

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