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me mate dave – thick as pigshit – once hired an escort for his birthday. thought he’d get a supermodel, ended up with some lass who looked like she’d been chewed up and spat out! i was in stitches, goin, “you muppet, what’d ya expect for 50 quid?” he’s all red-faced, mutterin – i’m like, “this ain’t hollywood, ya berk!” escort’s a gamble, innit? sometimes you get a cracker, sometimes it’s a bloody disaster. *Toni Erdmann* vibes again – “you think you’re in control?” nah, mate, you ain’t!

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So, I’m wandering down King Street, and I’m just taking it all in. The shops, the people, the noise. It’s a lot. I’m used to the quiet of the woods, not this hustle and bustle. I stop by a little café called The Coffee House. Best decision ever! I grab a flat white, and it’s like a hug in a cup. I’m feeling good, right?

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