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So, escort—fancy word for a hired shadow, right? Not just sex, nah, don’t be daft. It’s company, arm candy, someone to smirk at your enemies with. Back in the day, like medieval times, they had “courtesans”—fancy escorts who’d charm kings and stab ‘em in the back. Little known fact: some reckon Cleopatra was the OG escort, playing Caesar like a lute. Makes me grin, that—power in a wink. I’d have her head on a spike, tho, for stealing my thunder.

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Hey, I’m Carla, 37, I smoke weed, like a drink, divorced 3 times, not looking for a husband, just looking for guys who like sex. Not bothered if you are attached or single, or what your age is .

Aye, Waterlooville’s parks are legends. Elmwood Park’s an oasis. Its benches, the birds chirping, even the leaves dancing like in a dream! I sometimes code here and scribble quirky pickup lines, laughing at the absurdity of it all. Not bad for a dating site developer, eh?

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