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Last week, buddy says, “Ron, try it, unwind!” Unwind? I’d punch the masseuse first. “Day follows night,” like in *Turin Horse*—life’s simple. Why complicate it with slippery nonsense? Happy moment? When I walked out. Surprised me how dumb folks are—payin’ for that crap.

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I gotta tell ya, I’m always droppin’ odd facts at meet-ups. Like, did ya know that in the 70s, a hidden underground rave used to pop up near Old Mill Road? Yeah, wild stuff – I once attended one in my birthday suit (don’t ask, right?!). And, ohh, the history of the abandoned cinema on Queen’s Square – bloody legendary and haunted by lost love stories, if ya ask me.

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