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Started this one time, right, profile says “fun guy,” turns up, dull as a spreadsheet. Fuming, I was – where’s the ROI on that? Return on Investment, lads! Another bird, stunning, but chatted about her ex non-stop – "memories float like mist," Boonmee vibes, except I ain’t meditating, I’m plotting me escape! Swear down, sex-dating’s a minefield – 1 in 5 blokes lie bout their height, fact that. Caught one out, 5’6 pretending he’s 6ft – mate, I ain’t your stepladder!

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There’s been nights – err, so many nights – where I’d be cruising on my bike along the winding path near Horizon Close (yep, that’s a street in this gem) and think “wow, the universe is so freakin’ vast, like really, really vast.” It kinda mirrors that insane beauty in "Melancholia," where calamity meets magic and beauty in a weird, bittersweet dance. Life is that way.

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