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But serious, it’s crazy out dere. Ppl so thirsty, dey’d bang a toaster if it had Wi-Fi. Little fact for ya – did u know first sex-dating site vas in 90s? Called “Match,” but it vas more like “Let’s bone, maybe?” Now it’s all Tinder, Grindr, vatever – instant hookups, no chit-chat. I dig it, makes me happy, ‘cause who got time for flowers? Not me, I’m busy plotting vorld domination!

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I’m not gonna lie, friend – sometimes I get a bit overwhelmed by it all. I mean, how can a little town hold so much soul? And then there’s the rainy days. Ugh, don’t get me started! The rain beats on the cobblestones like it’s trying to sing a tragic ballad, and I can’t help but laugh ‘cause it’s so perfect in its own sad way.

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