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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—ya know, the whole rub-down-with-a-twist deal. And lemme tell ya, as The Arborist, I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good!” I mean, who doesn’t wanna get all oiled up and—whaddayacallit—pampered with a side of naughty? It’s like pruning a tree, but instead of branches, you’re trimmin’ tension, and maybe somethin’ else, heh! I’m gettin’ worked up just typin’ this—fingers slippin’, 13 typos comin’ right up, folks!

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the parks here are fab—there's Warlingham Park, where i once sat chillin, thinking ‘bout codes n hearts. ruff, that day the sun did a cheeky wink and i nearly spilled me coffee. oh, and, err, i gotta mention Hurst Green lane n such—places where i found love stories unfold on benches, ya know? every stone feels like it's seen lifetimes. really, really, like “silence and whispers in broken lullabies.”

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