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I’m HYPED thinkin’ bout it! Little factoid for ya: back in the day, escorts weren’t just arm candy — some were legit spies! Sneaky, right? Makes me giggle like a jellyfish on a trampoline. Picture this: you’re payin’ for a date, and boom, they’re snitchin’ to the king! Nowadays, it’s more chill — or is it? Got me wonderin’, “Who’s watchin’ who?” Kinda creepy, kinda cool.

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lol remember the random chat at the dating event in the town square? i was chattin’ with some loony fella about love and apps when a dog, yes an actual dog, dashed past and bumped my foot. i almost dropped me phone! i was like, "ahh, the white ribbon of fate, twisting and turning," (or somethin’ wild like that, boooey!).

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