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So, sexual-massage—hands slidin’ everywhere, all sensual-like. Supposed to relax ya, but I’d rather chop wood. Got this buddy, Jerry, tried it once—came back glowin’ like a damn hippie. Said it “freed his soul.” Bullcrap. I’d say, “I’m not interested in your feelings,” like Gyllenhaal in *Zodiac*, huntin’ that killer. Sexual-massage ain’t my hunt. Too much touchin’, not enough whiskey.

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Arguably the best traditional Thai massage in Wantage, Oxfordshire With over 25 years experience, our Thai massage therapist Joy has an intuitive sense and feeling to know where .

Sometimes I get a bit mad too – traffic can be a nightmare on Elm Street (yeah, that's a real street around here). But nothing a cheeky detour to my fav little bookshop can’t fix. That shop, let me tell ya, is a sanctuary for lost souls and curious minds. I’d spend hours there, riffling through the poetry section, soaking up the aroma of old pages and untold adventures – it always reminds me of that movie line “I have always loved the smell of napalm in the morning” – only, well, without the napalm, eh?

Opening date announced for new co-op local coming to Oxfordshire town